iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

“why dont you just talk to the person you like?”

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(via howcheeeeeky)

We have a different kind of relationship…you even told me so..

dampsandwich:

i swear to god dude if you don’t stop i’ll fucking hold your hand and tell you i love you

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omgs:

timothydelaghetto:

bloodiedup:

the-incubus:

fadingout-:

why is she big spoon tho

because why the fuck not. because girls like to be the big spoon too. because boys like to be held. because everyone likes to be held. because not every girl needs to be enveloped in some guy all the time, or anyone. because sometimes men want to be the little spoons and feel safe and woman want to do the protecting. because shut up.

I fucks with being the little spoon sometimes. It’s pretty nice.

Not gonna lie, the little spoon is nice sometimes. AND you don’t get hair all in your face. lol

^^^ he knows what’s up

(Source: pitchasnshit)

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• they kids are at school sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• obama won sex
• romney lost sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• sunday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex

(Source: joesphjonas, via thewhoredeepdown)

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“Pick Me, Choose Me, Love Me”
-our relationship started three years ago.

As of this moment you care for me and always have.

You told me that you wanted to make me feel comfortable, safe, and not like a cold dead person.

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

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(Source: your-handin-mine)

I hope you dont mind if I,

• wrap my legs around yours
• lay my head above your heart
• run my hands through your hair
• play footsie with you
• put my hand on your tummy
• play with yours hands
• give you fishy kisses
• talk about my day
• sing you a song
• fall asleep in your arms
• sacrifice you to satan 

(Source: mgnxmskt, via thusitbecamelex)

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